Sal quotes from Futurama

Sal

We're all scared, it's the human condition. Why do you think I put on this tough guy facade?

Sal

Gets movings. These papers ain't gonna deliver themselveses. Only the Sunday edition can dos that.

Fry

Uh, greetings Moon Man, we come in peace. I am Fry from the planet Earth.

Sal

Wise guy, huh? If I wasn't so lazy I'd punch you in the stomach.

Fry

But, you are lazy right?

Sal

Oh, don't get me started!

Leela

[seeing Sal meeting a prostitute] Bender, did you just round up our dates at the bus station?

Bender

Of Course Not!

Sal

Anybodys else for Nutley?

Zapp Brannigan

Baby, wait! You didn't show me your surprise.

Sal

Stands back. I’m gonna puts my moves on her. [He hoots at Leela by saying "Wooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaahs" and twisting/moving his hips to the left and right.]

Fry

That jerk. No one hoots at my captain unless they’re prepared to take it to the next level.

Leela

Fry, please. That’s sweet, but I'd rather not even dignify them with an ass-whupping.

Sal

Yo, sexy mama! Let’s get busy and freaky, in that order.

Fry

Hey, jumbo! How would you like it if Leela said you were sexy and she wanted to make love with you?

Sal

Eh, I’ve gots five minutes. She looks pretty good for a truck-stop chick.

Fry

You take that back! She does not look good for a truck-stop chick.

Sal

Yeah, you’re right. She don’t gots enough meat for a guy like me.

Fry

She does too! She’s loaded with meat! She’s got more meat than a cow!

[on a picket line] No more bending, no more work! Give us a raise you big fat jerk!

Sal

Nevers!

Bender

What's that? One of those Led Zeppelins I've heard so much about?

Fry

No, it's an old Volkswagen van. [to Sal, shouting] Hey, Mister? Mind if I take this old van?

Sal

Sure. You wanna dump the corpses out of theres, it's yourses.

Fry

Yeah, yeah, I've gotten used cars before.

Leela

What's that? One of those Jefferson Starships I've heard so much about?

Fry

It's called a van, and in light of the fact that it's not a-rockin', I invite you to come a-knockin'!