Everything worked out great thanks to good old Bender.
Come on! It's not like you intentionally set us up with bad dates so we'd spend Valentine's Day together.
Didn't I, Leela? Didn't I?
No, you didn't! You just corralled a bunch of stiffs at the bus station and pocketed our money!
True. But, in the end, isn't that what Valentine's Day is really all about?
Yeah.
I guess so.
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