Flexo quotes from Futurama

Bender

Ugh... I think I got whiplash.

Leela

You can't have whiplash. You don't even have a neck.

Bender

I meant Ass-whiplash.

Fry

I'm just glad we hit something, I thought we'd never stop.

Flexo

Ugh... I think I got whiplash. [faints]

Leela

Space bandidos have been operating in this quadrant so you'll each take 8-hour shifts guarding the safe. First Bender, then Flexo, then Fry.

Fry

Wait, hold on. I don't like the sound of that. Let's just go alphabetically.

Leela

OK. First Bender, then Flexo, then Fry.

Fry

Wait, let's go by rank.

Leela

OK. First Bender, then Flexo, then Fry.

Fry

Flexo outranks me?

Flexo

That's "Flexo outranks me, sir"!

Fry

Bender?! You stole the atom?

Bender

I can explain: It's very valuable.

Flexo

I saw him snatch it while Fry was asleep. That's why I ran to tell Bob Barker.

Fry

Whoa, whoa. Wait a sec. You mean Bender is the evil Bender? I am shocked. Shocked! Well not that shocked.

Bender

Sorry I got you sent to that South American Turkish prison instead of me on account of mistaken identity.

Flexo

You bastard! They treated me like an animal, and that's what I became! [laughs] Nah, you're all right. Good to see ya, buddy.

Bender

This looks like a good place to ditch some evidence. [Opens bin and finds Flexo inside] Flexo! What are you doing in a hazardous waste bin?

Flexo

Didn't you hear? Us bending units are dangerously outdated. We overheat, we're radioactive, we cause erectile dysfun...[Bender closes bin]

Professor Farnsworth

Who are you talking to?

Bender

No one. Your momma. Shut up. Take your pick.