Turanga Leela quotes from Futurama

Fry

I think it's about time we drank the champagne János poured all those years ago. May I read the toast I was going to make?

Leela

Go for it. I'm in no rush, after walking up 240 flights of steps. And across those oceans.

Fry

"To us. If I could make one moment last forever, this is the one I would choose."

Leela

I'm glad you did. It was a good life.

Fry

Kind of lonely, though? Maybe?

Leela

I was never lonely. Not even for a minute.

Fry

I guess we'll never figure out what that glimmer is.

Leela

Nope. Pretty, though.

Fry

Hey, hey, wait it's doing something!

Leela

I'll protect you. [she tries to whack it with her stick, but she falls over] Hi yow!

Leela

Professor?! You're alive?!

Prof. Farnsworth

Yes, it's me. Boy, did somebody hit you two with an old-and-ugly-stick.

Leela

I thought I killed you with the Time Button.

Prof. Farnsworth

I thought so, too, at first. But it seems I was simply rotated into an orthogonal time that runs at right angles to this one. I've been tunneling for decades, searching every instant from yesterday to tomorrow.

Fry

We've been right now the whole time.

Prof. Farnsworth

I wasn't looking for you, I was looking for the Time Button. [Fry shows the Professor a plastic bag with the Time Button's pieces] Oh!

Fry

I landed on it and time froze. I tried to fix it once, but then I got mad and hit it some more. I guess it's good we didn't have children. [Leela nods]

Prof. Farnsworth

[Snatches the pieces out of Fry's hand] Oh, give me that, you senile old idiot! Oh, let me see that goes there lefty loosey, righty tighty, and fixed!

Fry

What?! I could've fixed it that easily?

Prof. Farnsworth

You? [laughs maniacally] Okay. I've modded the device to release a single huge antichroniton blast. It should rip us out of stasis back to the instant before I conceived of the Time Button.

Fry

You mean we'll all get to live our lives over again?

Prof. Farnsworth

Oh, my, yes. Even that nasty robot, what's-his-name. Of course, we won't remember anything that's happened.

Fry

[to Leela] What do you say? Want to go around again?

Leela

[taking his hand] I do.

[thinking] Don't mention her eye, don't mention her eye.

Leela

[thinking] Don't mention her hair, don't mention her hair.

Eye... am so pleased to meet you.

Leela

Nice to be hair!

All we have to do is dig up the time capsule!

Leela

And bury Bart in the hole!

I thought people in the future would be more full of peace and love. Like in Epcot Center.

Leela

In our time, Epcot Center is a work farm for the weak.

Professor Farnsworth

Oh, but it's not as crowded as the slave-labor camps at Universal Studios.

Hermes Conrad

Without Fry’s interruptions, efficiency is up thirty-two perc— Mmm!

Philip J. Fry

Well, my butt's numb and my remote hand is dead, but all I have left is the final season of All My Circuits.

Bender

Which final season? They've been cancelled, like, three or four times.

Amy Wong

Pfft, Loserama.

Fry

The final final season, from 10 years ago. I wonder how many episodes were in it?

Bender

Hmm, twelve… No. Thirteen thousand and twenty.

Fry

[gasps] Thirteen thousand and twenty? I’ll never make it! I’m sorry, Leela. I’ll never be able to watch enough TV to make you proud of me. [sobs]

Leela

[sighs] It might actually be possible. But… no.

Fry

What? What is it?

Leela

It’s risky, but we have a technology now that allows you to watch all the episodes in one continuous stretch. We call it… bingeing.

Professor Farnsworth

If you don't crank out new episodes quickly, Fry will be dead by lunch!... I'm having ham salad.

Leela

But this is impossible. To keep him from running out, we'll need to produce an hour-long episode every hour. Nonstop. Forever!

Professor Farnsworth

If Law & Order can do it, so can you.

Calculon

It's those damned lazy writers! They can't even manage to write an hour-long episode every 15 minutes.

I died doing what I hated. [dies]

Leela

Can't you just ad lib?

Calculon

Asking an actor to ad lib is like asking a... guy... to... five.

Nibbler

I'd like to see the film, Leela.

Leela

Nibbler! You can talk!

Nibbler

You always forget I can talk.

Leela

[pause] Nibbler! You can talk!

Bender

Fry and me, we used to have everything. Cabbage fights. Everything. But now I'm like a third wheel on a tricycle that used to have two wheels!

Leela

That's a bicycle.

Bender

You're a bicycle!

Amy

Um, Professor, isn't it risky to go back in time and change history?

Professor Farnsworth

Oh my, yes. But I'll go alone to minimize the chance of anyone becoming their own grandfather.

Fry

These things happen.

Leela

No, they don't!

Hermes

Now, hold on. Xmas isn't for a week. Until then, we've got non-stop busy work.

Professor Farnsworth

Oh, fuff! Let's stop pretending we do anything around here. Everyone, take the week off and be with your so-called loved ones!

Amy

Really?

Hermes

I forgot I had loved ones!

Leela

It's a Human Resources miracle!

Leela

Bye, Mom. Bye, Dad. Love you.

Feh, always with the loveǃ

Morris

We already hugged you. Now we gotta talk about it?

Fry

Leela, where were you? It's been, like, 30 minutes.

Leela

I was falling in love with the Prince of Space. We're getting married! I know this is very sudden, Fry. I'll always remember the times we had that I haven't already forgotten.