Turanga Leela quotes from Futurama

Leela

Zoidberg this makes no sense. Why are you helping him?

Bender

And what's with that catchy beat?

Zoidberg

I'll tell you, 2, 3, 4.

If I sliced up his Cyborg skull

He wants a brain

Zoidberg

He wants a robot brain

Another brain

Zoidberg

Let see if he fells pain

A brand new brain

Zoidberg

It might drive him insane

He wants a brain.

Zoidberg

He wants a robot brain

wa uuuuuuuuuu wa wa uuuuuuuuu wa wa uuuuuuuuuu wa wa uuuuuuuu...

Amy

Does anybody else find it freaky that Zoidberg is singing harmony with himself?

Fry

Oh, loosen up, Amy!

Farnsworth

My condolences, LaBarbara. I hope you find some comfort in staring at this throbbing mass of nerve tissue.

Bender

I gotta mope things over for a while.

Fry

What's happening?

Leela

I don't know. I think he's shuffling off sadly in the distance.

Fry

Oh lord.

Leela

Fry, you're so confident and take charge on this trip! It's kind of a turn-on.

Fry

Not now, Leela, I'm trying to meet old people!

Zoidberg

It's so wonderful to meet the Professor's parents! [to Ned and Velma] Hello, my name is Dr. Zoidberg. I'm very important here.

Leela

Hey, Zoidberg! You forgot to empty this trashcan!

Zoidberg

[scared] Don't hit me!

Leela

Hmmmm... Hats with wires on them. Are you sure this is safe?

Bender

It's not just safe; it's 40% safe.

Leela

Where's the huntmaster?

Mayor Poopenmeyer

Remember when you said "Nobody leave." and then turned your head briefly... He left an hour before that.

Leela

Yum, apples! [She grabs a piece of apple and attempts to eat it.] Hey, how come I can't swallow?

Professor Farnsworth

Hmm, I guess it's because our two-ended digestive system can't exist in this dimension. I suppose that could be an issue. [Leela mumbles and spits the piece of apple out.]

Leela

I knew it! I knew he'd get us killed somehow!

Professor Farnsworth

As you can see, or rather can't see, but take my word for it, such a digestive system would divide a 2D being into separate pieces!

Leela

Sean, I'd like you to meet Fry, he and I are... What would you say we are, Fry?

Fry

Nude and interrupted.

Leela

Bender. Do you know where Fry is? I haven't seen him since we got back from Omicron Persei 8.

Bender

Fry?! You... just missed him. He went out to buy you flowers. Whatever kind you like best. 'Cuz he loves you and crap.

Fry

[a shot pierces his stomach] I'm hit! Oh God it h...

[editing] Tickles!

Leela

Fry is d...

[editing] Sleeping!

Leela

I will avenge him you heartless...

BASTARDS!!! [grins evilly] It's okay when I say it!

Leela

Die! Die! [uses a fire-log holder to choke an ACRONYM soldier]

[editing] Just measuring you for a new hat. [a GI Zapp repetitively stabs a soldier] Three, four, cha-cha-cha. [Hermes is drowning a soldier] Find that apple. It's down there somewhere...[eventually the violence goes on and on. Nixon watches in disgust as explosions occur, gunfire is heard, screaming and fire shows up on the TV] Eeew...that's it! I'm pulling the plug! [Pulls plug off editer]

We are the Cruds, but we're over here. And don't shoot. That crate is a gift from us.

Leela

What?!

Fry

Huh?!

For real?!

There's been enough violence on these streets, too many lives and mirrors have been shattered, so yo, we sent you a crate o' weapons as a sign o' trust. Together, we can use them to rid our streets of the real enemy: giant spiders!

Fry

I knew it!

Leela

Momsanto?

Mom

Yes, you've discovered my floating genetic engineering facility. Our experiments would be illegal on Earth, but up here, I'm above the law.

Larry

[laughs] Nice pun, Mother.

Mom

It's not a pun, it's a play on words! [slaps Larry]

Leela

Fine. Can I go now?

Mom

The only place you're going is nowhere. You've got some freaky DNA, and I want to see what's in your genes.

Mom

Genes with a "G"! [slaps Igner]

Leela

I got the steering wheel. Leela and Amy! A winning combination.

Amy

Yay, Lamey!