I think it's about time we drank the champagne János poured all those years ago. May I read the toast I was going to make?
Go for it. I'm in no rush, after walking up 240 flights of steps. And across those oceans.
"To us. If I could make one moment last forever, this is the one I would choose."
I'm glad you did. It was a good life.
Kind of lonely, though? Maybe?
I was never lonely. Not even for a minute.
[the light appears again]
I guess we'll never figure out what that glimmer is.
Nope. Pretty, though.
[the light suddenly stops in front of the couple]
Hey, hey, wait it's doing something!
I'll protect you. [she tries to whack it with her stick, but she falls over] Hi yow!
[The light turns into a long, stretching, twisting and turning tunnel; the Professor comes out of the tunnel]
Professor?! You're alive?!
Yes, it's me. Boy, did somebody hit you two with an old-and-ugly-stick.
I thought I killed you with the Time Button.
I thought so, too, at first. But it seems I was simply rotated into an orthogonal time that runs at right angles to this one. I've been tunneling for decades, searching every instant from yesterday to tomorrow.
We've been right now the whole time.
I wasn't looking for you, I was looking for the Time Button. [Fry shows the Professor a plastic bag with the Time Button's pieces] Oh!
I landed on it and time froze. I tried to fix it once, but then I got mad and hit it some more. I guess it's good we didn't have children. [Leela nods]
[Snatches the pieces out of Fry's hand] Oh, give me that, you senile old idiot! Oh, let me see that goes there lefty loosey, righty tighty, and fixed!
What?! I could've fixed it that easily?
You? [laughs maniacally] Okay. I've modded the device to release a single huge antichroniton blast. It should rip us out of stasis back to the instant before I conceived of the Time Button.
You mean we'll all get to live our lives over again?
Oh, my, yes. Even that nasty robot, what's-his-name. Of course, we won't remember anything that's happened.
[to Leela] What do you say? Want to go around again?
[taking his hand] I do.
[the two kiss and hug; the Professor pushes the Time Button and there is a flash of white...]
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