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Futurama · Season 8, Episode 5

“Related to Items You’ve Viewed” quotes from Futurama

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“Related to Items You’ve Viewed” · Season 8, Episode 5

In this episode: Mom (4), Bender (2), Hermes Conrad (2), Philip J. Fry (1), Turanga Leela (1), Professor Hubert Farnsworth (1), Morbo (1), Larry (1)

Fry and me, we used to have everything. Cabbage fights. Everything. But now I'm like a third wheel on a tricycle that used to have two wheels!

That's a bicycle.

You're a bicycle!

This is a smart home assistant: always listening, always watching. But also respecting your privacy. Because privacy comes first. We call it Invasa.

All of the robots work twenty-four hours a day. Seven days a week. With bonuses for overtime!

Daily business report. Go!

WWalt

According to the Department of Commerce, we've driven 10,000 small companies out of business. And the Department of Commerce also went out of business.

Um, we introduced the Momazon Primo service, where people pay a fortune for free shipping, and also get TV shows for some reason.

IIgner

We make TV shows across the quality spectrum.

How strange. I could have sworn we had an odd number of moons.

Aside from devastating tidal waves caused by the two full moons, we also have some very confused werewolves.

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