BNBill Nye the Science Guy's head
I'm using the principles of aerodynamics to get the hell out of here!
“Rage Against The Vaccine” · Season 8, Episode 7
In this episode: Professor Hubert Farnsworth (2), Hermes Conrad (2), Turanga Leela (1), Amy Wong (1), Linda (1), Dr. Wernstrom (1), Ndnd (1), Turanga Morris (1)
Bye, Mom. Bye, Dad. Love you.
MMunda
Feh, always with the loveǃ
We already hugged you. Now we gotta talk about it?
You know, I heard there's not really even a virus at all. It's just a big hoax, like the moon landing.
You were on the moon last week! You grew up on Mars!
That's what they want you to think!
According to an anonymous Internet post, your anti-anger virus vaccine causes sterility. Care to comment?
The sterility is essential. Studies show that kids are what make people angriest. Everyone hates kids!
Hello, madame, is the Voodoo HQ?
RGRobot Gypsy
You do voodoo?
You misconstrue. Who do voodoo at the HQ?
RGRobot Gypsy
I'll tell you.
FProfessor Fansworth
It's just as I feared. The virus has mutated with Omicronian Ndnd-DNA. It's a highly contagious Omicron Variant.
You're a contagious variantǃ
[about Hermes' voodoo vaccine] What bunch of mumbo-gumboǃ Anything I can't understand is fakeǃ [LaBarbara gives him the vaccine; he immediately cheers up] Ah, that's betterǃ Hermes, my friend, I owe you an apology for being so anti-voodoo. It may seem bat-whack crazy to a layman, but I see now that voodoo methods are built on centuries of brilliant scholarship.
It's okay, Professor. And it's understandable. After all, any sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from science.
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