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S8 E1

Futurama · Season 8, Episode 1

Hermes Conrad, Philip J. Fry and others in “The Impossible Stream”

[Fry has pledged to watch every season of every TV show ever made]

Without Fry’s interruptions, efficiency is up thirty-two perc— Mmm!

[Hermes draws the line going down as Fry enters the room]

Well, my butt's numb and my remote hand is dead, but all I have left is the final season of All My Circuits.

Which final season? They've been cancelled, like, three or four times.

Pfft, Loserama.

The final final season, from 10 years ago. I wonder how many episodes were in it?

Hmm, twelve… No. Thirteen thousand and twenty.

[gasps] Thirteen thousand and twenty? I’ll never make it! I’m sorry, Leela. I’ll never be able to watch enough TV to make you proud of me. [sobs]

[sighs] It might actually be possible. But… no.

What? What is it?

It’s risky, but we have a technology now that allows you to watch all the episodes in one continuous stretch. We call it… bingeing.

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