Lisa quotes from Futurama

Professor Farnsworth, I'm dying to know how you got here. Was it a time machine?

Professor Farnsworth

Little girl, time machines are physical impossibilities. We teleported from a singularity that I quantum-entangled to Bender under the guise of fixing his collar.

Yes, but how did Bender get here?

Professor Farnsworth

With a time machine.

But you just said that—

Professor Farnsworth

Sample's ready!

Bender

Aw, I can't do it.

What stopped you, Bender? Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics?

Bender

You think robots care what some hack science-fiction writer thinks? I killed Isaac Asimov on the way over here. Well, Isaac somebody.

All we have to do is dig up the time capsule!

Leela

And bury Bart in the hole!

I thought people in the future would be more full of peace and love. Like in Epcot Center.

Leela

In our time, Epcot Center is a work farm for the weak.

Professor Farnsworth

Oh, but it's not as crowded as the slave-labor camps at Universal Studios.