“Simpsons Crossover: Simpsorama” · Season 7
In this episode: Lisa (3), Turanga Leela (2), Professor Hubert Farnsworth (2), Bender (1)
Professor Farnsworth, I'm dying to know how you got here. Was it a time machine?
Little girl, time machines are physical impossibilities. We teleported from a singularity that I quantum-entangled to Bender under the guise of fixing his collar.
Yes, but how did Bender get here?
With a time machine.
But you just said that—
Sample's ready!
[thinking] Don't mention her eye, don't mention her eye.
[thinking] Don't mention her hair, don't mention her hair.
Eye... am so pleased to meet you.
Nice to be hair!
[Bender tries to kill Bart]
Aw, I can't do it.
What stopped you, Bender? Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics?
You think robots care what some hack science-fiction writer thinks? I killed Isaac Asimov on the way over here. Well, Isaac somebody.
All we have to do is dig up the time capsule!
And bury Bart in the hole!
I thought people in the future would be more full of peace and love. Like in Epcot Center.
In our time, Epcot Center is a work farm for the weak.
Oh, but it's not as crowded as the slave-labor camps at Universal Studios.
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