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S8 E1

Futurama · Season 8, Episode 1

Calculon, Script writer and others in “The Impossible Stream”

Calculon

It's those damned lazy writers! They can't even manage to write an hour-long episode every 15 minutes.

SWScript writer

I died doing what I hated. [dies]

Leela

Can't you just ad lib?

Calculon

Asking an actor to ad lib is like asking a... guy... to... five.

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