You know, Fry, out of all the friends I've ever had... you're the first.
“I, Roommate” · Season 1
In this episode: Bender (5), Philip J. Fry (4), Professor Hubert Farnsworth (2), Turanga Leela (1), Calculon (1)
[In their search for a new apartment, Fry, Bender and Leela check out a "suspiciously fantastic" apartment]
I don't get it. What's the catch?
SSalesman
Oh, no catch. Although we are technically in New Jersey.
[cut to Fry, Bender and Leela at the Planet Express employee lounge]
Not one place even remotely liveable.
[in his sleep] Kill all humans, kill all humans, must kill all humans...
Bender, wake up!
Wh-uh? I was having the most wonderful dream. I think you were in it.
Where's the bathroom?
The bath what?
Bathroom.
The what room?
Bathroom!
The what what?
Never mind.
[Bender goes back to sleep.]
Hey, sexy mama, wanna kill all humans?
[Talking on the phone] Did he at least die painlessly? To shreds, you say. How's his wife holding up? To shreds, You say.
Not enough room? My place is two cubic meters, and we only take up 1.5 cubic meters. We've got room for a whole 'nother two thirds of a person!
[Fry, Bender and Leela are checking out an apartment based on the "Relativity" print by M.C. Escher]
Wow, this is fantastic.
I don't know, I don't want to pay for an extra dimension we're not going to use.
This last week with Fry has been great. Beneath his warm, soft exterior beats the cold, mechanical heart of a robot.
I've been processing this for quite sometime, Monique, will you marry me?
MMonique
Oh, Calculon! Yes!
[Calculon fits the ring on Monique's finger]
MMonique
It fits! Then you must know I'm...
Metric? I've always known, but for you I'm willing to convert.
Oh, fuff! Fry's not causing any trouble. Now, if you don't mind, I'm rather busy. I seem to have mislaid my alien mummy. This sarcophagus should contain the remains of Emperor Nimballa, who ruled Zuban 5 over 29 million years ago.
[Fry walks past the lab eating the mummy.]
Hey, Professor, great jerky!
My God, this is an outrage! I was going to eat that mummy!
I hate the people who love me, and they hate me.
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