Bender quotes from Futurama

Bender

Let's hope some robot doesn't kill everybody.

Bender

Ahoy, mateys. I shanghaied us some hearthy grog. [he tries to drink it, but it just dissolves in the water] Arrgh, the laws of science be a harsh mistress.

Bender

Leela's right, fishing blows. What do we say we make it interesting? Everyone kick in five bucks.

Bender

Now, wasn't that interesting?

Bender

Wow! I'm finally gonna see my favourite chef, TV's Elzar! Aww, this is the greatest nanosecond of my life! No, this one is! No, this one. Wait! That one was... slightly worse. Ah! So far so good on this one!

Bender

Bite my colossal metal ass!

Bender

This is the worst kind of discrimination: the kind against me!

Bender

[to a guy at the park] Care to donate to the Anti-Mugging You Fund?

Bender

Hooray! I graduated. Time to bend around Europe for a few months, then get a job bending.

Bender

Calculon is gonna kill us and it's all everybody else's fault!

Bender

Hey, the blues. The tragic sound of other people's suffering. That's kind of a pick-me-up.

Bender

No, don't you see? I was a hero to broken robots 'cause I was one of them. But how can I sing about being damaged if I'm not? That's like Christina Aguilera singing in Spanish. Wait, that's it! I'll fake it!

Bender

[upon seeing the factory of broken robot parts] That is so wrong! They can't just melt down broken robots not right when they're kissing my ass!

Bender

Someone fat get in my way! [lands on a fat man]

Bender

Fry cracked corn, and I don't care! Leela cracked corn, still don't care! Bender cracked corn and he is great! Take that you stupid corn!

Bender

Don't be a prune, Fry!