GGlab
I can think of no better place for this centre of diplomacy than here in orbit around the Neutral Planet. What are your thoughts on this momentous occasion, Your Neutralness?
I have no strong feelings one way or the other.
“Brannigan, Begin Again” · Season 2
In this episode: Zapp Brannigan (5), Neutral President (3), Kif Kroker (2), Glab (2), Philip J. Fry (1), Bender (1), Turanga Leela (1)
It was almost the perfect crime, but you forgot one thing: Rock crushes scissors ... but paper covers rock ... and scissors cut paper. Kif, we have a conundrum. Search them for paper, and bring me a rock.
My friends, you can take away a man's title and his uniform but you can never take away his integrity or his honour. Plus it was mostly Kif's fault.
What?
GGlab
Kif Kroker, you are also stripped of your rank and dishonourably discharged.
Oh Leela! You're the only person I could turn to; you're the only person who ever loved me.
I never loved you.
I meant physically. Just let me work for a little food. I could paint a fence, or service you sexually, or mop the floors.
You don't know how to do any of those things.
Kif might!
Throw her in the brig.
We don't have a brig.
Then throw her in the laundry room, which will hereafter be referred to as "the brig".
[Later]
What shall I do with your civilian clothes?
Take them to the laundry/brig!
This is Zapp Brannigan of the good ship ... Planet Express Ship. I come swinging the olive branch of peace.
NPNeutral President's Aide
Should we trust him, Your Neutralness?
All I know is my gut says maybe.
Leela, save me! And yourself, I guess. And my Banjo. [Fry looks at him.] And Fry.
NPNeutral President's Aide
Your Neutralness, it's a beige alert.
If I don't survive, tell my wife, "Hello".
These quotes come from Wikiquote's Futurama pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.