[Quagmire frantically hands Courtney a cotton swab to conduct a DNA test]
Here, rub this up and on the inside of your cheek
QCQuagmire and Courtney
Giggity!
Ahhh! Stop staying that!
S17No Giggity, No Doubt
S17You Can't Handle the Booth!
For you kids out there, DVDs were plastic discs…
I... I got this, Brian. Have you ever been at your grandmother's house, and you look at her weird old computer and there's like a crack on the side of it? That's DVDs.
Okay, ha-hang on a second. If I'm not real, then why does a fat nerd pretend to be me at every Comic-Con?
SMSeth MacFarlane
Please, please don't mention him. It'll only encourage him.
S17Island Adventure
From the moment we arrived, I've either been drunk or ejaculating.
These are things you don't say to a baby.
S17Throw It Away
Ugh. I can't believe you dragged me to The Flow. This is gonna suck.
Oh, knock it off. It's not gonna be that bad. Besides, I couldn't leave you at home. The last time I did that, the kids walked in on you looking at internet corn.
Peter, that's your 50th bag. What could possibly be in there?
Oh, have you not heard?
Brian, no!
[Peter plays his damage "Surfin' Bird" record, his dancing glitches along with the music]
Wait a minute, didn't we destroy that?
I glued it. Surfin' Bird, ahh, ahh, ahh, finds a way.
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