Pam Poovey quotes from Archer

Pam

Holy shit, you geeks are badass.

Pam

Cyril. Hey, you awake? [Undoing her belt and dropping her skirt] ‘Cause this is about to get weird.

Pam

Who taught you how to punch? [Spits] Your husband?

Pam

Screw them! Especially Cheryl; I hope you kidnap the shit out of her.

Pam

...And some blow jobs... I mean, printers.

Pam

I swear to god, you could drown a toddler in my panties right now! ... Not that you would.

Pam

Damn that Krieger! Nazi clone Bastard!

Pam

This time really get in there. All you've been doing is giving one side hell.

Pam

My cooch has cobwebs!

Poovey

Oh, Come on, white? divorced?, cop? Access to a firearm? Cuckold? Statistically, you're already dead.

Archer

There's my favorite section head!

Pam

I am dealing with the breakroom problem!

Archer

Oh, good, you caught the, uh, oh wait, I had something good for this... the... "Pita Predator".

Pam

You know what?

Archer

...Sorry, let's just call it what it is: food rapist.

Pam

Not a pretty name, is it?

Cheryl

Hey, Pam, check this out.

Pam

Holy shit snacks!

Malory

We have snacks?!

Pam

Holy hell, what happened to you?

Malory

Scatterbrain Jane...

Pam

And don't go starting rumors about Conway boning your mother.

Pam

You get any of that in the trashcan?

Archer

No. I missed on purpose.

Dr. Krieger

[on Elke] Like to get a physical from her.

Cyril

Or with her.

Lana

[performing painful nerve hold on Cyril] I wonder if Dr. Panty Model knows how many pounds of pressure it takes to snap a human collarbone.

Cyril

She probably uses the metric system.

Pam

Yeah, what do they use--kilowatts?

Dr. Krieger

No. In this case, it would be pascals.

Cheryl

Hey, Europe: be gayer.

Malory

Lana, release him!

Lana

As you wish. [She releases Cyril] I find your lack of faith disturbing.

Cyril

I find your mannish hands disturbing.

Pam

I think they're kinda sexy.

Lana

Excuse me?

Cheryl

They're fingers, Pam. Not kielbasas.