Ron quotes from Archer

Ron

...Which is why Ron Cadillac is opting out. And also why Ron Cadillac is going to swing by Montreal on his way home. Because Ron Cadillac is FREAKING EPIC!

Ron

Gimme a break ah? That wasn't my fault

Archer

[Finishes drinking bourbon, burps] Yeah, no. I mean obviously this was all due to the butterfly effect.

Ron

The what?

Archer

Butterfly effect. You know, a butterfly in Africa lands on a giraffe's nose, the giraffe sneezes, that spooks a gazelle, the gazelle bonks into a rhinoceros, and the rhinoceros blindly stampedes into a phone booth, calls New York somehow and says "Hey, go kill this idiot Ron, for a suitcase," because the rhinoceros speaks English! [beat] What's in the suitcase, Ron?

Malory

Well, what did he say?

Pam

Well, he's not happy, obviously, and he wants his drugs back, and that guy who sold 'em to me's not gonna be playing the violin any time soon.

Archer

Because?

Pam

Because a violin would probably dissolve in the same big drum of acid they dissolved that guy in.

Ew!

Lana

But if all Moto wants is his drugs...

Malory

Then he can give us a refund.

Lana

Of worthless counterfeit money?

Cyril

It's not exactly worthless. The right buyer would probably pay about 15 cents on the dollar for it.

Malory

What?! Why didn't you say that?!

Cyril

Uh, I don't know. I assumed you knew.

Ron

Everybody knows that.

Malory

[handing Ron a rifle] Here.

Ron

Noop.

Malory

What do you mean, "noop"? Take it!

Ron

Woman, I am not getting in a shootout with the goddamn Yakuza because you people decided to steal their drugs!

Malory

Well, I support you in your work! Not that you ever do any, but...

Ron

If you were honest with yourself, you would realize I have been incredibly supportive of you! Get arrested for treason, I stand by you; become a drug dealer, I stand by you. Oh-oh-oh! And you don't seem to mind driving around in a new Cadillac, do you?

Malory

A floor model.

Ron

Next time, remind me to get shot in the head.

Archer

Ron, next time, get shot in the head.