Charles quotes from Archer

Charles

Oh my god, you like... sneeze glitter.

Charles

Yeah. Latino men, you take the bad with the good.

Charles

We bought those for him and if you throw them off the roof I will fly to New York and fling acid in your face.

Charles

Okay, we're off to get our scrotums waxed!

Charles

What? Normal as opposed to gay?

Implying that gay is abnormal?

Archer

Not abnormal, just... gay!

Charles

Oh my god, yes. Those NAZI uniforms?

Hugo Boss!

Charles

Shut up!

Swear to god.

Archer

Way the Christ out in the Everglades burying some Dominican guy's rooster!

Charles

Fun! Wha-- Oh, you mean literally.

Archer

Out macho a gay guy? Oh my stars!

Charles

Hmm, or you could be a sarcastic bitch your whole life.

Archer

So, are you two even really gay!?

Charles

As big ol' tangerines, yes.