Cherlene quotes from Archer

[Picks up M16] Private Me, reporting for Sploosh.

Lana

[Laughing] Yeah, bitch! That's how I— [Seeing Archer and Pam] Ohh, shit!

Archer

Even a goddamn baby knows, in craps you never bet on the hard way! [Pam slap Archer who sees the bus about to hit them] OHHHHHHHHHHHH—

SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII—

Pam

You mad?

Archer

Give you three guesses, Pam!

Pam

No...? No...? No!

Archer

Wrong, Pam!

It's in D-minor. Do you know what that is? Or even what chords are?

[sigh] Yes.

Wow, snotty. OK, fine. So during the boring parts, just scream "Outlaw Country".

Absolutely not.

Lana

I just this second realised why you want to stay down here! Cyril's just the Vader to your Palpatine.

Malory

Is that a reference I should get, or...

Lana

Seriously?

Malory

Well I'm sorry, Lana, I didn't go to rabbinical school.

Lana

It's from... No, y'know what, never mind. But, spoiler alert, Vader ends up killing Palpatine.

Cyril

Hey.

But only for three days, right? And then he moves the rock and comes out of his cave stronger than ever.

Pam

Then he shuts off the tractor beam, releasing the Jews from captivity.

Lana

What?

Cyril

Hey.

Malory

Wait, yes, now that sounds familiar.

Lana

It cannot possibly!

Archer

Where did you get that?!

Let's just say I honestly don't remember.

Archer

[To Caldarone] Did you ever think maybe your fleet of priceless cars is the reason you're fighting off a rebellion?

I'm fighting the rebels because that is what we do. My Father fought the rebels, his father fought the rebels.

So like a family business.

Archer

That manufactures oppression!

Well, and cocaine.