Barry quotes from Archer

Barry

YEAH! One for three off the roof, Bitch! WOO!

Barry

...So don't try to do anything stupid.

Archer

I don't have to try [pause] Shit, whatever. Move. [walks away]

Malory

You're still together?

Barry

Ex-fiance, thats what I meant to say.

Malory

Well, then it wasn't meant to be.

Barry

[nervous chuckle] I don't even know... how to respond to that.

Lana

Ohh but he's such a douche bag...

Malory

I know dear, but he's also my son.

Lana

Not Archer. Well, also very much Archer. But I'm talking about Barry.

Barry

Who is in-fact sitting right here. Do you wanna... do it on the desk or... in the hallway? Where you wanna knock this out?

Barry

Lesson one--

Archer

Don't "lesson one" me, Barry.

Barry

According to ODIN's guy in the KGB. Which, as a real agency, we have.

Malory

We've got guys in the KGB too, smarty.

Barry

Yeah. So i hear.

Malory

How did... Pam!

Pam

[From outside office] I'm still not eavesdropping!

Archer

So Barry, looks like the whole "find out who my father is" thing isn't happening, and so now I just want to get outta here, so I'm thinking that we probably should split up.

Barry

[nervous] No, no, no! No please! A--Archer, your boots are slipping, man!

Archer

Probably because there's 200 pounds of asshole hanging off them.

Barry

183, fat boy!

Archer

Whatever, tell that to my silk socks.

Barry

Why are you wearing silk socks?

Archer

...Is that a joke?

Barry

Archer, let--let me climb up you! No! Please! Archer, Don't!

Archer

Barry. Barry, buddy, this is happening.

Barry

Archer, no!

Archer

So, try to aim for that dumpster.

Barry

[falls from Archer's lower half, taking his shoes and socks with him] Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhaaa!!!

Archer

Bye, Barry. Dead center. Good work, Barry. [angry] Oh, for...why don't you just go to my house and take all my clothes?!

So, Comrade Bionic Barry, can you solve my Kasnova problem?

Barry

Yeah, probably. If I knew and/or cared what that was. But since I don't and/or do not, I'm going to kill and/or murder Sterling Archer.

Archer

[To Barry] How are you not dead?

Barry

The Russians turned me into the unholy abomination of metal fused with flesh that now stands before you.

Archer

[While being choked by Barry] Wow, Barry, you're like super-strong!

Barry

Yeah, did I mention I'm a cyborg?

Barry

What part of "I'm a cyborg" are you people still not getting?

Archer

The core concept, I guess.

Barry

Is anybody gonna ask how and why I knew to show up here?

Archer

Is...? Okay, I'll bite.

Barry

By tracking the satellite signal from Katya's internal hard drive, which Doctor Dipshit over there bought from the KGB.

Archer

Krieger!

Krieger

Yeah, but... the savings.

Barry

Like, eighty bucks you saved.

Are you kidding? Dreamland has a whole goddamn Nazi robot farm in the basement. In THIS economy!

Krieger

You're better than this! You don't have to be a killer. You can use your powers for the good of all mankind!

Yeah, I could, but I was a murderer before you turned me into a freak so I don't know why you thought this was gonna have a happy ending.