I don't care if it's a Wehrmacht reunion party, this isn't my first Grand Prix you know.
“Jeu Monegasque” · Season 2, Episode 11
In this episode: Malory Archer (11), Ray Gillette (4), Lana Kane (3), Pam Poovey (1)
Viola!
No! I am not sharing a room with you!
No, I'm sharing it with you, and it's the last one in the hotel. No view, but it has two queens.
Where's the other one? Greasing up in the bathroom?
Hey! You know what?
Ray, this is fine, two of us will just have to double up...
Exactly, two of you.
Exsqueeze me?
Oh don't worry. He may be a vain, selfish, lying, and quite possibly alcoholic man-whore, but gambling is one vice Sterling doesn't have.
Uh, I guess it's cause he's doing all that other awesome stuff, thanks mother.
Why isn't there a metal briefcase full of bearer-bonds handcuffed to your drinking arm?!
Uh, [Raises his glass] pretty sure you just answered your own question.
Why would she pay four millions dollars for unverified information?
Well, either she's getting Alzheimer's...
Hey.
Or it's another sex-tape.
HEY! [pause] Actually, that would not surprise me.
[repeatedly]
VVarious
Benoit...
Balls.
I have a plan to get the money back. [See's Ray carrying a bag of toiletries] That doesn't include you taking my hotel toiletries!
You're not using them.
Yes, I am.
Go look at your pores then tell me you're using them. Then tell me your little genius plan.
Rob the casino.
Thanks for the lotion.
BBenoit
Impossible, madam: all my bellhops have been taken prisoner by the Wehrmacht.
There's a zoo here?
...And some blow jobs... I mean, printers.
He's headed for the coast road!
Thanks Captain Obvious!
What the hell are you doing?!
Shooting at his tires so he loses control and drives off the cliff!
With the bearer bonds!
Yes, Lana, with the... Dammit!
BBenoit
I can't see, you fool; get off!
I am getting off, I love this.
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