“The Rock” · Season 1, Episode 8
In this episode: Malory Archer (5), Lana Kane (4), Cheryl Tunt (2), Cyril Figgis (2), Pam Poovey (1), Dr. Krieger (1)
[Cheryl walks in to find Cyril with his hand over Pam's mouth]
Cyril! Are you cheating on me?
No. I'm just... uh... trying to get my muffin back.
No you're not!
I'm not?
Not like that, you're not. You gotta slug her in the diaphragm with a forearm shiver.
That's... ah... good to know.
Do it! [Cyril slams Pam in the gut. She collapses and vomits on the floor] And no muffin. See? Time lost is muffin lost.
What are you doing back there?
I don't know!
What, are you just hitting random keys?
Well, obviously!
[Lana and Archer are trying to equip for their mission while all the "Drones" are on strike]
Yes, we need a code cloner! Duh!
[Archer appears, wearing night-vision goggles and carrying shovels]
These were all I could find. I'm thinking: goggles, yes; shovels, I don't know how or why we'd use them.
[To Malory] So as you can see, we are completely unprepared for this mission!
[Wearing night-vision goggles and holding a shovel] Unless it involves night-shoveling.
Cyril. Cyril! CYRIL!
What?!
I'm rescuing Lana, as usual!
Hey, shut up!
I love that you know how to do that.
And I love that I have an erection... that doesn't involve homeless people.
Frickin' ODIN.
How many are there?
About a gillion.
Dammit.
A gillion gay, little copy-cats.
What?
I didn't invent the turtleneck, Lana. But I was the first to see it's potential as a tactical garment. The Tactical Turtleneck, Lana. The... Tactleneck!
Holy shit, you geeks are badass.
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