For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen.
“Crossing Over” · Season 3, Episode 10
In this episode: Malory Archer (5), Pam Poovey (4), Cheryl Tunt (2), Major Jackov (1)
Et tu, Brute?!
RSRussian Soldier
Et me, buddy.
It has to be your place. Mine totally reeks of ocelot piss.
This time really get in there. All you've been doing is giving one side hell.
Who hunts dogs?
Orientals, duh!
Where did you learn all that stuff?
You know I grew up on a farm, right?
Really hoping that's not relevant.
And instead of doing my job, I was here...Half-drunk and having amazing sex.
Well, I wouldn't say "amazing." [Archer looks at her] C'mon, you were pushing rope!
If anyone found out, I'd literally die of shame.
And how do you think that makes me feel?!
I don't care, Pam! [Pause] Having said that, would you please come into this dirty toilet stall and have sex with me?
Oh, alright. [As they go into the stall] But this time, really get in there. All you've been doing is giving one side hell!
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