Luigi, McAllister and others in “Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner?”

Luigi

Homer is out of control. He gave me a bad review. So my friend put a horse head on the bed. He ate the head and gave it a bad review! True Story.

Argh, well I've had it with Homer. His bad reviews are sinking our businesses.

Then, why did you put yours in the window?

Argh, it's covered up the 'D' from the health inspector.

Well, I say we ban Homer from our restaurants.

No, that would be impolite. I say we kill him!

Hold on a minute. Are we changing to murderers.

Does that answer your question?

We'll kill him at the taste of Springfield Festival. We'll make him eat until he can eat no more. Then, he can have just dessert.

This will be Homer Simpson's last lagniappe.

Come on, you're going to kill him with a pastry? I've seen this man eat a bowl of change!

This éclair is over one million calories. Twenty-five pounds of butter per square inch. Covered with chocolate so dark that light cannot escape its surface. [The chefs reach for the picture] No, no, no! This is just a picture. But Homer Simpson will find the real thing both delicious and deadly.

Ah, yes, Death by Chocolate.

...and poison, I'll stick in some poison. [Restaurant Owners Laughing Evilly]