Rainier Wolfcastle quotes from The Simpsons

[as he's hit by a wave of sulfuric acid] My eyes! The goggles do nothing!

McBain to base. Under attack by commie Nazis.

There's a hole in my heart, as deep as a well,

Sideshow Mel

Though we can't get him out, we'll do the next best thing...

We'll go on TV and sing, sing, sing!

And we're sending our love down the well...

Krusty

ALL THE WAY DOWN!!!

We're sending our love down the well...

Krusty

DOWN THAT WELL!!!!

First, we have a special guest: Rainer Wolfcastle, star of the reprehensible McBain movies.

Jay, my new film is a mixture of action und comedy. It's called McBain: Let's Get Silly.

Did you ever notice how men always leave the toilet seat up? [pause] That's the joke.

You suck, McBain!

Now, my Woody Allen impression. "I'm a neurotic nerd who likes to sleep with little girls."

Hey, that really sucked!

The film is just me in front of a brick wall for an hour and a half. It cost $80 million.

[disgusted] How do you sleep at night?

On top of a pile of money, with many beautiful ladies.

Just asking. Yeesh.

Sherman, I just realized you insulted me. Now you will die. [pulls out a machine gun]

Hey, nudnik, your shoe's untied.

From here they appear to be tied. But I will go in for a closer look.

Taxi! To the airport! [drives off]

[later in the evening, still staring at his feet] On closer inspection, these are loafers.

And the Oscar goes to...

Mr. Burns

I've got to win this one! I bribed everyone in Hollywood.

...George C. Scott in "Man Getting Hit By Football".

[doubling over] Aargh! My groin.

Mr. Wolfcastle we have the perfect idea for a Powersauce commercial. You--

I love it.

Do you need some assistance picking over the tattered remains of my life?

Homer

Nope, I'm good. Hey, your early porno movies! Eh, are any of these hetero?

What's there is there.

Come with me if you want to live- [is devoured by a mob of zombies]

Homer

Another politician who can't keep his promises.