“Radioactive Man” · Season 7
In this episode: Bart Simpson (2), Lisa Simpson (1), Chief Wiggum (1), Kirk Van Houten (1), Rainier Wolfcastle (1)
[Executive producer is looking through Variety magazine to scout out a potential location to film the Radioactive Man movie. He sees full page colorful ads that say "Film New York", "Film Utah" and "Film Texas" before coming to a small section that says "Flim Springfield" [sic] ]
Wow, look at that ad! This town must be hot. They don't need a big ad or even correct spelling! [buzzes his secretary] Get me two tickets to the state Springfield is in!
George Burns was right. Show business is a hideous bitch goddess.
Cheer up, Bart. Milhouse is still going to need a true friend. Someone to tell him he's great. Someone to rub lotion on him. Someone he can hurl whiskey bottles at when he's feeling low.
You're right, Lis, I can suck up to him. Like the religious people suck up to God.
[Chief Wiggum has given Milhouse's scent to a pack of vicious-looking police dogs. They bolt off, barking and snarling aggressively]
Ok, we can all stop worrying now. These dogs never fail.
[exchanges a worried glance with Luanne] But... will they just find Milhouse, or will they find him and kill him?
Well, they'll... when they find him, they'll um... they'll humm...um...um...um...[murmuring so quietly he can barely be heard] ...bust him...
[frowns] Uh, excuse me, you didn't answer me. You just trailed off.
[rubs back of neck] Yeah. Yeah, I did kinda trail off there, didn't I? [laughs nervously]
[as he's hit by a wave of sulfuric acid] My eyes! The goggles do nothing!
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