“Radio Bart” · Season 3
In this episode: Homer Simpson (4), Bart Simpson (2), Marge Simpson (2), Krusty the Clown (1), Kent Brockman (1), Martin Prince (1), Patty (1), Sideshow Mel (1)
Bart, I bet you think nothing's gonna top that cactus. Well, check out my present.
Next.
Bart, be polite.
Next, please.
Bart, I've noticed...your birthday presents are a poor crop at best. [picks up a present] I hope this turns the tide.
[Bart opens his present]
Ooh, just gorgeous.
Now we can be twins.
[Bart plays his first prank with the Superstar Celebrity Microphone. The victim is Homer]
[on radio] People of Earth, this is Bartron, commander of the Martian invasion force. Your planet is in our hands. Resistance is useless. [Homer screams, runs out of the kitchen, and fetches a shotgun] We have captured your President. He was delicious!
[turns red in anger] Why, you little... [strangles Bart, then stops, turns his face normal] Wait a minute. Does this mean you like my present?
Uh-huh.
[Sting leads a song for Timmy O'Toole]
There's a hole in my heart, as deep as a well,
For that poor little boy who's stuck halfway to Hell...
Though we can't get him out, we'll do the next best thing...
We'll go on TV and sing, sing, sing!
And we're sending our love down the well...
ALL THE WAY DOWN!!!
We're sending our love down the well...
DOWN THAT WELL!!!!
[Homer and Marge are on TV being interviewed by Kent Brockman.]
So, it seems we've all been victims of a cruel hoax, masterminded by a 10-year old hooligan. The time has come for finger-pointing, and most of them are squarely aimed at the boy's parents.
It's not our fault! We didn't want the boy, he was an accident!
HOMER!
Sorry. Uh...could you edit that last part out?
Mr. Simpson, we're live, coast-to-coast.
D'oh!
[to Marge, about Sting as a digger finding Bart] Marge, he's a good digger!
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