McBain to base. Under attack by commie Nazis.
They won't stop me for delivering these UNICEF pennies. Go pennies, help the puny children who need you.
“King of the Hill” · Season 9
In this episode: Homer Simpson (8), Marge Simpson (3), Rainier Wolfcastle (2), Bart Simpson (1), Comic Book Guy (1)
[after McBain kills a Nazi by breaking his neck]
That's what I call 'breakneck' speed!
[poker-faced] Mom, a man just died.
[As Marge uses a telescope to look up at the mountain Homer just climbed]
Is that your wallet?
D'oh!
[Homer decides to take up running]
Well, let’s get started. [Begins to run, and when he is almost kneeling for exhaustion, sees he only got as far as the mailbox "Flanders"] D'oh!
If you're trying to scare me, it won't work. I'm 100% focused on my goal. Hey, my hat has ear-flaps.
Sorry, Marge, I only eat food in bar form. When you concentrate food, you unleash its awesome power, I'm told. That's why I'm compressing 5 pounds of spaghetti into one handy mouth-sized bar. [He swallows the bar. Then dials the phone] Hospital, please.
Hmmmm… anyway, it's time for the church picnic.
What? They had a picnic last week.
No, they didn't. You just brought a bucket of chicken to church.
If God didn't wan't us to eat in church, he would have made gluttony a sin.
I’m getting light headed. Good, no heavy head to carry.
[A portable toilet is knocked over, exposing Comic Book Guy]
Oh! It appears I will have to find a new Fortress of Solitude.
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[Homer jogs into town. He sees a sign for an All Night Gym]
Gym? [mispronounces it as "gime"] What's a gym?
[He walks inside, sees workout equipment]
Oh... a gym!
S1Sherpa 1
{in native language} I foresaw your death last night.
S2Sherpa 2
{in native language} Stop saying that.
BBrad
Wake up, Homer! Those bars are just junk. They're made of apple cores and Chinese newspapers.
[examines a bar] Hey, Deng Xiaoping died.
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