Sherman quotes from The Simpsons

Homer

Look at that! I'm the first non-Brazilian person to travel backwards through time!

Correction, Homer, you're the second.

That's right, Mr. Peabody!

Quiet, you.

First, we have a special guest: Rainer Wolfcastle, star of the reprehensible McBain movies.

Jay, my new film is a mixture of action und comedy. It's called McBain: Let's Get Silly.

Did you ever notice how men always leave the toilet seat up? [pause] That's the joke.

You suck, McBain!

Now, my Woody Allen impression. "I'm a neurotic nerd who likes to sleep with little girls."

Hey, that really sucked!

The film is just me in front of a brick wall for an hour and a half. It cost $80 million.

[disgusted] How do you sleep at night?

On top of a pile of money, with many beautiful ladies.

Just asking. Yeesh.

Sherman, I just realized you insulted me. Now you will die. [pulls out a machine gun]

Hey, nudnik, your shoe's untied.

From here they appear to be tied. But I will go in for a closer look.

Taxi! To the airport! [drives off]

[later in the evening, still staring at his feet] On closer inspection, these are loafers.

Coming up next, The Flintstones Meet The Jetsons.

Bart

Uh-oh. I smell another cheap cartoon crossover.

Homer

[enters] Bart Simpson, meet Jay Sherman, the critic.

Hello.

Bart

Hey, man, I really love your show! I think all kids should watch it! [shudders] I suddenly feel so dirty.