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The Simpsons · Season 6

Wolfcastle, Mr. Burns and others in “A Star is Burns”

[Six months later at the Academy Awards Show]

WWolfcastle

And the Oscar goes to...

Mr. Burns

I've got to win this one! I bribed everyone in Hollywood.

WWolfcastle

...George C. Scott in "Man Getting Hit By Football".

[Burns stews in fury, while everyone applauds. A screen shows George C. Scott standing there and a football hitting him in the groin.]

SScott

[doubling over] Aargh! My groin.

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