Sherman, Rainier Wolfcastle and others in “A Star is Burns”

First, we have a special guest: Rainer Wolfcastle, star of the reprehensible McBain movies.

Jay, my new film is a mixture of action und comedy. It's called McBain: Let's Get Silly.

Did you ever notice how men always leave the toilet seat up? [pause] That's the joke.

You suck, McBain!

Now, my Woody Allen impression. "I'm a neurotic nerd who likes to sleep with little girls."

Hey, that really sucked!

The film is just me in front of a brick wall for an hour and a half. It cost $80 million.

[disgusted] How do you sleep at night?

On top of a pile of money, with many beautiful ladies.

Just asking. Yeesh.