Marge Simpson quotes from The Simpsons

Marge

And all the movies are over a year old. It's like those parodies were written when the movies came out, but it took so long to animate them that we look dated and hackey.

Marge

Hey, no one's shotgun! Now, be quiet!

Marge

This date night was even worse than the date night we saw Date Night.

Marge

Just once I'd like your father to be on a Jumbotron for something good.

Marge

I don't care for silent auctions. It just encourages hovering.

Marge

The kids are a mess. You brought them home exhausted and pretentious.

Marge

The most romantic part of this was the hold music when I made the reservation.

Marge

He's like a husband in a widow's memory, perfect.

Marge

I'm afraid wives don't make passes at husbands who wear those glasses.

Marge

Bart's usually first in line for taco night, but now he's muy tarde. Is it alright to say tarde?

Marge

[to Lisa] The doctor gave us this machine to help him breathe in his sleep, go to bed, I'll take care of him.

Marge

Oh no, oh my god, oh, holy moly, it's not wor-no good, no good, oh, aah, what'll I do?!? Oh, breathe, Homie, breathe.

Marge

Homie, the fantasy draft just ended. I got you five kickers. It is called football, right?

Marge

It's like they don't care if you make money, as long as they make money. What kind of corporation does that?

Marge

Oh, my poor Homie. This is what I was hoping for. For it not to have been completely his fault. Thank you, Moe. [mumbling]: Huh?