Your fists are your sisters?
Yeah, Pocahontas and Sacagawea!
Nice save.
“The Man in the Blue Flannel Pants” · Season 23
In this episode: Homer Simpson (4), Robert (3), Bart Simpson (2), Marge Simpson (2), Mr. Burns (1), Krusty the Clown (1), Jimbo Jones (1), Dolph (1)
Take us out first. Anyone can start a family. These days no one can find a job.
I'll get one those jobs where you don't need to read. Like french fry maker or general.
Can you be my dad?
If your mom was a secretary, there's a good chance I am.
There ain't enough bourbon in Kentucky for you, big guy.
Yeah, the governor wrote me a letter to that effect.
Before you say yes, Simpson I fell it's my duty to warn you, account men lose their soul.
Woohoo! No more church!
In two weeks, the only tie I'll be wearing will be for auto erotic asphyxiation.
Why can't I be funny with just my words? Bill Maher doesn't put dangerous things near his crotch. Except when he's off work.
[about the children's movie I watched] If you got that, then-- [notices his son is watching a porn movie]
XBXXX Babe
Are you sure you're Martin Scorsese? [A hand (used by Homer) blocks the laptop and puts the CD back in the case.]
Enjoy the outdoors, you stupid kid!
[watches the people taking the rafts to the ground which the raft doesn't stop from riding] Um…I think we're supposed to get off "here"!
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