Bart Simpson quotes from The Simpsons

Bart

Wow, now I see why they call you Miss Hoover. You must have been vacuuming for an hour.

Bart

A minute of fun, a lifetime of work. I've never heard of a pregnancy like this.

Bart

[to Maggie] I suck? You suck!

Bart

You always do the right thing...sort of.

Bart

Squaky, until I met you, I never thought I could love something bald.

Bart

I can't believe it, but the church is going to have to ask people for money.

Bart

I will do something no one has ever done, be fun sober!

Bart Simpson

Enjoying your moon view, Homer?

Bart

[during a couch gag with the memorial of his family] Hello? Hello? [sits on the couch and holds the remote] Finally, I get the remote.

Bart

Nothing good ever comes from trying.

Bart

Skins? That's how boys play dress-up.

Bart

Not if I un-sister you first.

Bart

Students, look to your right, look to your left. These are the people you'll be cheating off of.

Homer

[dressed as Santa with Bart on his lap] And what's your name, Bart...ner....uh, little partner?

Bart

I'm Bart Simpson. Who the hell are you?

Homer

[angry] I'm Jolly Old Saint Nick!

Bart

Oh, yeah? We'll just see about that. [tries to pull off Homer's fake Santa beard]

Homer

D'oh!

[singing] We're in the money. We're in the money. We got a lot of what it takes to get along!