"Spot the hidden objects." Boy, you're pretty pushy for a book I just met.
“Hardly Kirk-ing” · Season 24
In this episode: Homer Simpson (6), Bart Simpson (2)
[after Marge tells them that she's banning TV from the house]
Honey, this sounds like a noble experiment, but like Prohibition, it will end in a hail of bullets.
That's the way people talk about Ralph. Ralph, whose favorite color is peanut butter.
[to Kuddle on the tablet] If I might you, why do I need all these books?
[Homer is watching Maggie's Baby Poindexter DVDs]
Dad, what are you watching?
I think it's a Terrence Malick movie.
We're taking Maggie to the bookstore, so she can learn the way kids did from 1910 to 2002.
[last lines]
Why, you little...! That's not a heartwarming thing to end on!
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