[In his Maude Flanders costume, eerily] Ned, I'm back! Give me a kiss!
“Treehouse of Horror XIII” · Season 14
In this episode: Homer Simpson (4), Lisa Simpson (2), Bart Simpson (1), Comic Book Guy (1), Frank Grimes (1)
[William Bonney (Billy the Kid) and his evil gang of undead henchmen have risen from the ground.]
BBilly
Now I'd like you to meet the hole-in-the-ground gang!
TTownspeople
[Gasp]
BBilly
Frank an' Jesse James!
TTownspeople
[Gasp]
BBilly
The Sundance Kid!
TTownspeople
[Gasp]
What happened to Butch Cassidy?
SKThe Sundance Kid
[imitating] What happened to Butch Cassidy? We're not joined at the hip, you know!
BBilly
And the most evil German of all time... Kaiser Wilhelm.
TTownspeople
[Mutterings of "Who?"]
FJFrank James
He ain't no cowboy!
WWilhelm
Sure I am! [stops to think]...uh... yippy wippy, wippy!
OK, he's in.
BKBilly the Kid
Now let's rob the bank, give the money to the poor, then rob the poor, and shoot the money!
[sing-songy] In the jungle / The mighty jungle / Homer rides a freak
[notices Maggie who has been turned into an anteater] Maggie! [Lisa, turned into an eagle, swoops down, grabs Maggie with her claws, and tries to fly away] Lisa! [grabs Lisa from her legs, pulls her down and releases Maggie]
[defensively] We were just playing.
What game?
[sheepishly] Let's eat Maggie...?
[After other characters - who have been turned into 'manimals' by Dr. Hibbert - decide that they enjoy it]
YOU GUYS ARE NUTS! All you can do is eat, and sleep, and mate, and roll around in your own filth, and mate, and eat-- Where do I sign up?
[as an eagle] So, how do you like being a walrus, dad?
[as a walrus] It's great! I haven't been this skinny since high school!
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