DMDennis Miller Ultra-House Voice
Hey, cha-cha, I got more features than a NASA relief map of Turkmenistan.
Lisa (scared): Isn't that the voice that caused all these suicides?
Marge (happily): Murder-suicides!
“Treehouse of Horror XII” · Season 13
In this episode: Homer Simpson (3), Bart Simpson (3), Lisa Simpson (2), Marge Simpson (1)
Ah, Ethnictown. Where hard-working immigrants dream of becoming lazy, overfed Americans.
UUltrahouse
[in Pierce Brosnan's voice]: Homer! No!
I'm gonna enjoy this. [removes the Ultrahouse's chips]
UUltrahouse
Don't take out my British charm unit! Without that, I'm nothing but a boorish American clod! [Homer removes the chip, which happens to be said unit; speaks in an American accent] Ahh, thanks a lot, asswipe! [voice starts to die down] I oughta kick your butt from here to Albuquerque, you fat... slime... bucket!
Awww, we're all out of milk.
[takes wand out] Abraca dairy. [milk appears out of thin air and pours into Bart's cereal]
[rushes in] Kids, it's 8 o'-clock! You're gonna miss the bus to wizards' school.
[points wand at clock] Five minutes more-ious. [clock goes back five minutes]
[annoyed]: Hmm. That's not good for the clock.
[Attempting to save Lisa from "Lord Montymort" by using her wand] Prank be undone. Destroy the evil one! [He is struck by lightning] Not me.
Hey! Flanders gave us toothpaste!
Lisa (as she looks in her trick-or-treat bag too): Mini-toothpaste!
Homer (smashes a cylindrical machine in the basement with an ax): Die, you monster!
Dad, that's the water softener.
Well, I am missing the back of my head. I think you can cut me some slack!
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