“I'm With Cupid” · Season 10
In this episode: Homer Simpson (3), Bart Simpson (1), Lisa Simpson (1)
[Homer is telling Lisa a bedtime story]
...and then the handsome prince realized he had to go to the bathroom really bad, but the evil ogre, Barney, had left the men's room in the most wicked condition! So the prince went out back to the enchanted alley--
That's not a fairy tale; it's something that happened to you at Moe's!
Sssh. Anyway, the prince passed out for a hundred years, until he was awakened by the kiss of a noble raccoon.
[as Nelson hijacks Bart's project by forcing the dummy to drink the waste from its intestines] Hey, you're wrecking it!
Everybody's marriages is falling apart except ours. You see the problem is communication.... too much communication.
Will you stop it! It's easy to blame ourselves, but it's even easier to blame Apu!
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