Roads closed, pipes frozen, albinos...virtually invisible. The Weather Service has upgraded Springfield's blizzard from "Winter Wonderland" to a "Class 3 Kill-Storm"!
I don't like the sound of that "class 3".
And where are the city's snowplows? Sold off to billionaire Montgomery Burns in a veritable orgasm of poor planning. [At the Burn's mansion, Burns and Smithers are playing volleyball with the snowplows. Burns hits a very large volleyball into a very large net]
[laughs] Perfect form sir.
Homer this is horrible! How will the kids get home?
Yeech. It's getting ugly out there. What would Superintendent Chalmers do? [Chalmers appears in his mind]
[Reading his permanent record]
'Underachiever and proud of it." How old is this thing?
[After finding Skinner] There you are! [Over walkie-talkie] Falcon to Eagle, have located Bag of Crap.
Nelson, if you get me out of this I have a hall monitor position opening in the Spring.
I know. That's why the position's available.
[Homer and Ned are about to collide with a silo]
No! The church opposes them for some reason!
[After a salt silo gets knocked down caused by Homer and Ned]
It sounded like a silo tipping over.
Look, the snow's melting! [Martin licks the melted snow]
With a little help from our friend, sodium chloride! [Nelson begins to punch him, and Nibbles, the hamster comes to Skinner, in a Gym Dodge ball sack]
You did it, Nibbles! Now, chew through my ball sack.
N Nibbles
Huh? [Chalmers comes in a snow mobile]
Oh, Superintendent Chalmers!
What are you doing in that ridiculous duffel, Seymour? And is that burning literature I smell?
Uh- W-W-Well, sir, I, uh-
There'd better be a good explanation for this.
Ah, then I'm happy. [He speeds away on a snow mobile]
We're trapped in the school!
[Kids scream]
We're gonna miss Christmas!
[Kids scream louder]
[Kids scream even louder]
Well, I see you Scotsmen are thrifty with courage, too!
OK Skinner, that's the last time you'll slap your Willie around. I quit!
Fine, I'll do the job myself.
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