Homer Simpson quotes from The Simpsons

Homer

Oh My God, I killed the Mayor! Alright, stay calm. I'll just use the body to stage an elaborate farce a la Weekend At Bernie's.

Homer

Everybody's marriages is falling apart except ours. You see the problem is communication.... too much communication.

Homer

Will you stop it! It's easy to blame ourselves, but it's even easier to blame Apu!

Homer

[as he, Bart and Lisa run from stampeding rhinos] Don't worry, kids! I know just what to do! JUMANJI! [the rhinos keep charging] Does anything from the movies actually work?!

Homer

I'm gonna die! Jesus, Allah, Buddha, I love you all!

Homer

[while in the sensory deprivation chamber, to the tune of The Witch Doctor] ooh! eee! ooh ah ah! Ting, Tang! Walla walla bing bang! Ooh eee ooh ah ah! Walla ting tang bing bing boo!

Homer

Look son, it's one of nature's wonders, the convoy!

Homer

What's happening to me? There's still food, but i don't wanna eat it. I've become everything I've ever hated! [cries]

Homer Simpson

[as Adam to Marge (as Eve)] You're pretty uptight for a naked chick.

Homer

[as he looks at a picture of "Life in Hell"'s Akbar and Jeff] Matt Groening? What's he doing in a museum? He can barely draw.

Homer

At least that Jimmy Stewart version had that giant rabbit who ran the Savings & Loan.

Homer

Oh, well. Those ivory tower eggheads have screwed us again.

Homer

The sun?! That's the hottest place on Earth!

Homer

[in baby talk] Look, Maggie, I'm Homie-Womie, the Teletubby. [sternly] And I'm all man in case you heard otherwise!

Homer

[playing peek-a-boo] Where's Maggie? Where's Maggie? [uncovers his eyes] Hey, where is she?