G1Guard #1
[after Homer damaged the bill of rights] You just licked off the part that forbids cruel and unusual punishment.
G2Guard #2
[putting on brass knuckles] Hehe, beautiful.
“Make Room for Lisa” · Season 10
In this episode: Homer Simpson (3), Lisa Simpson (2), Bart Simpson (1)
Relax, Lisa! Meet your new comically mismatched roommate, Bart Simpson! [hums The Odd Couple Theme]
I'm gonna make your life a living hell.
[hums The Odd Couple theme and shoves Lisa in]
[turns on TV] Ooh, here's something you like. When Animals Attack Magicians.
MMagician
Pick a card, any- [noise of animal attacking] Aaaaaagh!!!
[Homer laughs]
[concerned] That's awful.
Awful entertaining.
[while in the sensory deprivation chamber, to the tune of The Witch Doctor] ooh! eee! ooh ah ah! Ting, Tang! Walla walla bing bang! Ooh eee ooh ah ah! Walla ting tang bing bing boo!
Wow, I've been a cat, a tree, and Cokie Roberts. It's happening again. I wonder where I'm going this time. What's that?
[A sandwich appears on a black background]
Yuck! That sandwich is full of meat. [As the meats rotate] There's bacon, Canadian bacon, Mexican bacon [drooling] and a mouth-watering veal chop.
[Two arms come from both sides of the screen, then grabs the sandwich. Lisa takes a bite]
Oh, no, now I'm dad!
[background, from Homer's point of view, fades in. He's at a ballet]
[as Homer] Oh, and I'm at a stupid boring ballet.
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