[about the aliens' episode introduction] So what do aliens have to do on Halloween?
[in Kang's voice] Silence! [shoots Lisa with her raygun]
“Treehouse of Horror X” · Season 11
In this episode: Homer Simpson (8), Lisa Simpson (4), Marge Simpson (2), Ned Flanders (2), Bart Simpson (1), Maggie Simpson (1), Professor Frink (1)
It's impossible! I killed you!
[Chuckles] You can't kill the undead, silly.
[after the funeral] We just got away with murder and it's so easy! [spots Milhouse with the kite] You know, I never liked that little wiener Milhouse. [attempts to run over Milhouse]
[puts a stop to Homer's driving] No more murders!
So you were going to kill us!
[Chuckles] Yeah.
[Everyone enjoys a hearty laugh. The clouds part, to reveal the moon. Flanders immediately transforms into were-Flanders and growls at Homer]
I want the news, not the weather.
[He turns to Marge to brag about his zing. She isn't there. Marge and the kids are running away, several hundred yards down the road]
WFWerewolf Flanders
Diddily!
[At camera focuses on the moon, Flanders chased Homer, Flanders attacks Homer. There's a pause in the carnage]
Eyes bigger than your stomach, eh, Wolfie?
[He speaks too soon, as Flanders resumes eating Homer, screaming, at the end of the first segment]
Yes, over here, n'hey, n'hey. In episode BF12, you were battling barbarians while riding a winged Appaloosa, yet in the very next scene, my dear, you're clearly atop a winged Arabian. Please do explain it.
LLLucy Lawless
Ah, yeah, well, whenever you notice something like that, a wizard did it.
I see, all right, yes, but in episode AG4 —
LLawless
Wizard.
[under breath] Aw, for glaven out loud.
CThe Collector
Stop right there! I have here the only working phaser ever built; it was fired only once...to keep William Shatner from making another album!
[The world descends into chaos due to Homer's negligence]
Oh, well. Those ivory tower eggheads have screwed us again.
[The Simpsons walk through Springfield as chaos ensues]
Well, look at the wonders of the computer age now.
Wonders, Lisa? Or blunders?
I think that was implied by what I said.
Implied, Lisa? Or implode?
Mom, make him stop.
[Trying to pass himself off as smart to let himself onto the rocket to Mars] Surely, you must know me! I'm, uh...the piano genius from the movie Shine!
RSRocket Security Guard
[Unconvinced] Uh-huh. And your name is...
Uh...Shiney McShine?
Let's just have some milk and go to bed. [pours the milk, but milk liquid flies all over the place] Hey, this milk's broken!
It's got a computer chip in it. Everything does!
[Homer is looking around the spaceship]
Ooh! There's Ross Perot...Dr. Laura...Spike Lee...
Wait, they're not that great.
Okay, there's Dan Quayle and Courtney Love...Tonya Harding...Al Sharpton?
[Tom Arnold walks in]
AAH! Tom Arnold?! What the hell's going on?!
Only that ship's going to Mars. This one's headed straight for the sun!
TATom Arnold
Yeah, ain't that a kick in the teeth? I mean, my shows weren't great, but I never tied people up and forced them to watch. And I could've, because I'm a big guy and I'm good with knots.
The sun?! That's the hottest place on Earth!
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