[as Adam to Marge (as Eve)] You're pretty uptight for a naked chick.
“Simpsons Bible Stories” · Season 10
In this episode: Homer Simpson (2), Bart Simpson (2), Marge Simpson (1), Lisa Simpson (1), Milhouse Van Houten (1), Seymour Skinner (1), Clancy Wiggum (1), David Crosby (1)
[The Simpsons watch as their neighborhood is engulfed by The Apocalypse]
Oh, no, it's the Apocalypse! Bart, are you wearing clean underwear?
Not anymore.
It's Rapture, and I never knew true love.
I never used those pizza coupons.
Hey, Pharaoh, those half-pint slaves are "exodus Ing" as we speak.
Well, I say good riddance to bad rubbish.
Okay, but who's going to build your pyramids?
Well, we-- After them!
MAMilhouse as Moses
[Israelites reach the Red Sea as the Egyptians chase them] Screw this! I'm converting. Save us, O Mighty Ra!
SLSlave Lisa
Now we have 40 years of wandering in the desert.
MMMilhouse/Moses
Forty years? But after that, it's clear sailing for the Jews, right?
SLSlave Lisa
Uh, more or less...Hey, is that manna?
BDBart/David
Goliath II is going to pay. And this time, it's biblical.
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