“Marge Simpson in: "Screaming Yellow Honkers” quotes from The Simpsons

Boy, that Stone Phillips sounds like quite a bloke. What television network is he on?

Bart

Why, NBC, of course.

Lisa

NBC has lots of great shows, and their news and sports coverage can't be beat.

Do you think there's anything great on NBC right now?

Homer

Oh, I'm sure of it.

Marge

But there's only one way to find out...

Homer

[voice-over] I'd like to read the following statement, but I do so under ... [sound of gun cocking]... my own free will. It has come to my attention that NBC sucks. I apologize for misleading you and urge you to watch as many Fox shows as possible. So in summary, NBC - bad. Fox - good. [very softly] CBS great.

Bart

[wearing chicken over his underpants] Look at me, Lise, I'm Baron Von Chicken Pants! [clucks like a chicken]

Lisa

Bart, that's tomorrow night's dinner.

Bart

You're tomorrow night's dinner.

Lisa

Mom! Bart took what I said and turned it into an insult!

Marge

[polishing the car] That's nice, dear!

Homer

[as he, Bart and Lisa run from stampeding rhinos] Don't worry, kids! I know just what to do! JUMANJI! [the rhinos keep charging] Does anything from the movies actually work?!

There's one rhino missing! If we don't find it, it'll be my ass on the barbie!

Homer

I'm gonna die! Jesus, Allah, Buddha, I love you all!