John Travolta flew me in his jet. Now I have to help him move next weekend. He deliberately waited 'til we were in the air to ask me!
“Beyond Blunderdome” · Season 11
In this episode: Mel Gibson (4), Homer Simpson (2), Bart Simpson (1), Marge Simpson (1), Nick Riviera (1)
HHannah
Oh, no! We killed Mel Gibson!
CChristian
You all saw it. He came at me with a knife, right?
[Trio drives up to the dummy]
MMilo
Hey, it's just a dummy.
CChristian
I know but he sells tickets. [Hannah and Milo are confused] Let's go.
So Homer, will you come to Hollywood with me?
You had me at hello ("smiles")
I didn't say hello.
At least that Jimmy Stewart version had that giant rabbit who ran the Savings & Loan.
[Crowd surrounds Mel Gibson]
Hi, everybody.
Hi, Mr. Gibson!
[Marge, Bart, and Lisa are walking the streets of Hollywood]
Oh, look, they're shooting a movie! Robert Downey Jr.'s shooting it out with the police!
[Scene shows Robert Downey Jr. and police officers firing shots at each other]
[Looks around] I don't see any cameras...
[After the executive screening of Mel's violent remake of Mr. Smith Goes to Washington]
EExecutive
You've desecrated a classic film! This is worse than Godfather III!
Whoa, whoa, hey, whoa, let's not say things we can't take back.
EExecutive
Alright, alright, I'm sorry. But this film is never going to see the light of day!
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