[Homer tries to bond with Maggie by dressing up as a Teletubby]
[in baby talk] Look, Maggie, I'm Homie-Womie, the Teletubby. [sternly] And I'm all man in case you heard otherwise!
“Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder” · Season 11
In this episode: Homer Simpson (4), Marge Simpson (1), Lenny Leonard (1), Carl Carlson (1)
[playing peek-a-boo] Where's Maggie? Where's Maggie? [uncovers his eyes] Hey, where is she?
I think I know what they're doing here Lisa. They did it to Jesus, and now they're doing it to me.
Are you comparing yourself to our Lord?!
Well, in bowling ability.
[Homer is concentrating hard on bowling a perfect 300 game]
Miss! Miss! Sorry, I was calling the waitress. Uh, this split you sold me is making me choke!
Lenny!
What?! I paid $7.10 for this split!
Will you at least call it a banana split, you dumbwad!
Hey! Spare me your guttermouth--
[Is cut off by Homer throwing a bowling ball at his stomach.]
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