SpongeBob SquarePants · Season 7
My triumphant husband returns. How'd you fail this time?
Krabs had a whale!
You mean his big, bad, scary teenage daughter?
I hear that mocking tone in your voice, Karen, and I don't appreciate it! Don't you remember what happened to my ancestors at the hands of those beasts?!
[Plankton's family is shown being eaten by a whale]
Okay, when you need a break from your delusional paranoia, the trash needs some attention. It's ripened.
[crying] What's the point of going on? I'll just be tortured for the rest of my life by that whale! [lies down] That's it. I'm done. The 4:15 bus should be along any time now.
Hi, Plankton. What are you doing laying in the middle of the road?
Go away, Cheese head! Can't you see I'm trying to get run over?! In fact, better yet, just step on me as hard as you can. Would you do that for me?
I'm sorry, Plankton, but that flies in the face of my good nature.
Forget it, kid. I'll just wait for the next bus. Go on back to the Krusty Krab and enjoy yourself.
Mr. Krabs, I know you and Plankton are enemies and all, but... putting on a dress to frighten him? Isn't that taking it a little too far?
We need a title that sounds Dramatic!
Squidward, no! Those patties aren't fit for public consumption!
Here, enjoy!
[tries not to cry] Bless you all.
I like throwing food. [chucks a burnt Krabby Patty at SpongeBob]
OW!
FOOD FIGHT!
AAAAAHH!
Haw haw! Ah haw haw! [hurls an anchor]
[Scene cuts to the Chum Bucket]
[bangs on the door] Plankton!
[opens the door and comes out] What?
Sandy's in trouble. I need help rescuing her.
[gets some dynamite with a timer on it] I'm kind of busy right now.
[about the bomb] Jeepers, it'll only take a minute.
Yeah, uh, I'd love to help, but I really got to go. [picks up the dynamite and carries it towards the Krusty Krab, and the dynamite blows up before Plankton gets to the Krusty Krab] Ouch.
You know SpongeBob, in light of everything that just happened... I lied to you. I am not grateful for anything! I mean look at me. I don't even have a roof to sleep under, anymore!
Well, I wouldn't say that.
[The episode opens with SpongeBob and Patrick running back and forth between their two houses across Squidward's yard and annoying him; Squidward, losing his temper, finally comes outside and stops them by slamming two suction cups in their faces]
[enraged] Stop playing IN MY YARD!
Oh, we're not playing in your yard, Squidward, we're playing in our yards! We're just using your yard as a walkway.
No offense, but your yard gargles tartar sauce.
[angrily] Well, pick one and leave my yard out of it!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! I'm good at choosing! Hmmmm... let's play in SpongeBob's yard! No! Patrick's! Errrr... SpongeBob! [sobs] I'm terrible at choosing! Squidward, you choose!
[carries Patrick to his yard] I choose Patrick to play in Patrick's yard and SpongeBob in SpongeBob's yard. [carries SpongeBob to his yard. He draws a rectangle around his house] And nobody in here! [leaves]
I knew you two reprobates were behind this!
Yeah, we're reprobates!
That was an insult!
And we're insulted!
Why were you digging under my yard?
You told us not to walk on your yard, so we walked under it.
But you buried my house!
No need to thank us.
THANK YOU?!?
You're welcome.
[SpongeBob and Patrick are stopped because of a rock in the way]
Must dig! Oh, the rock's too hard!
[furiously comes towards them as SpongeBob and Patrick scream and panic; gasping and breathing heavily] You two morons SUNK MY HOUSE!
[crying] WE'RE SORRY!
[enraged] I'm gonna- [rumble noise and they look up] Uh-oh. [the ground shakes and Bikini Bottom falls underground]
[Gary has ordered the abrasive side for SpongeBob]
[puts on the abrasive side] Ah, it feels like a glove.
Meow.
Thanks, Gary! You're always there for me! Huh, I wonder how this thing works. [switches to the abrasive side]
Eh, why don't ya scram, you little freeloader? [switches back to SpongeBob, who blinks, then switches back to the abrasive side] Hmph! Bottom feeder!
See ya, Gary!
Meow?
[singing] I've got an abrasive side, abrasive side, abrasive side! I've got an abrasive side and now I can say "no"! Abrasive side, abrasive side, abrasive side, abrasive side, and now I can say...
Ahoy there, SpongeBob! I need you to work an extra 17 hour shift tonight!
Oh, sure thing, Mr...
Sorry, Krabs. I'm busy! Unless you're paying me overtime.
Overtime? O... o... o-ver-time... [takes a dictionary, flips through its pages] Overtime? Hmm, let's see here. Over, oversold, overspend... ah! Overtime. "More money per hour..." [screams] What a filthy, disgusting word!
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