[The episode opens with SpongeBob and Patrick running back and forth between their two houses across Squidward's yard and annoying him; Squidward, losing his temper, finally comes outside and stops them by slamming two suction cups in their faces]
[enraged] Stop playing IN MY YARD!
Oh, we're not playing in your yard, Squidward, we're playing in our yards! We're just using your yard as a walkway.
No offense, but your yard gargles tartar sauce.
[angrily] Well, pick one and leave my yard out of it!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! I'm good at choosing! Hmmmm... let's play in SpongeBob's yard! No! Patrick's! Errrr... SpongeBob! [sobs] I'm terrible at choosing! Squidward, you choose!
[carries Patrick to his yard] I choose Patrick to play in Patrick's yard and SpongeBob in SpongeBob's yard. [carries SpongeBob to his yard. He draws a rectangle around his house] And nobody in here! [leaves]
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