SpongeBob SquarePants · Season 7
“The Abrasive Side” · Season 7
In this episode: Abrasive SpongeBob (5), Patrick (1), Mr. Krabs (1), Gary (1), Grandpa SquarePants (1)
[Gary has ordered the abrasive side for SpongeBob]
[puts on the abrasive side] Ah, it feels like a glove.
Meow.
Thanks, Gary! You're always there for me! Huh, I wonder how this thing works. [switches to the abrasive side]
Eh, why don't ya scram, you little freeloader? [switches back to SpongeBob, who blinks, then switches back to the abrasive side] Hmph! Bottom feeder!
See ya, Gary!
Meow?
[singing] I've got an abrasive side, abrasive side, abrasive side! I've got an abrasive side and now I can say "no"! Abrasive side, abrasive side, abrasive side, abrasive side, and now I can say...
Ahoy there, SpongeBob! I need you to work an extra 17 hour shift tonight!
Oh, sure thing, Mr...
Sorry, Krabs. I'm busy! Unless you're paying me overtime.
Overtime? O... o... o-ver-time... [takes a dictionary, flips through its pages] Overtime? Hmm, let's see here. Over, oversold, overspend... ah! Overtime. "More money per hour..." [screams] What a filthy, disgusting word!
Hey, SpongeBob! You're right on time for our play date!
Oh, I can't wait...
...to ditch you...
...'cause you're my best friend...
...so beat it, tubby, I don't care for your company!
Well, Patrick, are you ready to have some fun?
I don't know! [cries and runs home]
[walks into his house and looks in the mirror] That's weird. I wonder what's wrong with Patrick.
Don't you remember? We told that pink freak to beat it! In fact, we've already insulted all of your rotten friends, and no one will hang out with you, 'cause you have no friends left, Mr. LoserBob LonelyPants!
[last lines; SpongeBob at Grandma's]
Grandma? Hello. Grandma, I'm sorry about earlier. So, what do ya say? Can we discuss forgiveness over a cup of your famous hot cocoa?
Oh, my sweet, I would love to whip that up for you right after you...
Make your own hot cocoa! I'm busy! [thunder clap; cut to the exterior of Grandma's house]
[yells offscreen] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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